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DEVELOPER.PE

Identity for Developers. 0 or 1. Black or White.

DEV
OPS
API
GIT
SRC
BIN
> sudo buy_shirt cat manifesto.txt

<TargetAudience />

$ git blame

CTO

Visible leadership. Invisible code.

$ curl localhost:8080

Backend

Because the frontend is just a JSON viewer.

$ npm run dev

Frontend

Making the backend look good since 1995.

$ open https://draw.io

Architect

Drawing boxes and arrows that become legacy code.

$ docker-compose up -d

DevOps

Replacing 'it works on my machine' with 'it works in the container'.

$ npm test -- --force

QA

Breaking things so users don't have to.

$ import pandas as pd

Data Scientist

Turning coffee into statistics and statistics into confusion.

$ sudo !!

FullStack

Jack of all trades, master of... stack overflow.

$ import torch

AI Engineer

Prompting LLMs until they write the code for you.

$ rm -rf /

Junior

Deleted the production database. Learning fast.

/var/www/merch

Products

404 - Girlfriend Not Found

S/ 90.00

I'm the f*cking CTO T-shirt

S/ 90.00

HTML5 Kawai T-Shirt

S/ 90.00

Swift T-Shirt

S/ 90.00

<Testimonials />

cat production.log
	TypeError: undefined is not a function
	(Received at 3:00 AM on a Friday)
cat README.md
	## Local Setup
	1. It should just work.
	2. If not, ask the dev who left last week.
cat git.log
	git commit -m "minor changes"
	322 files changed, 10,204 insertions(+)
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